If it makes you feel any better, I once thought a mole was a hard nipple. Mind you I had been drinking, and I was half awake at the time. But still. Best part is, I was no where near the nipple. My hand was too far down, so when I started pinching it, and rubbing it became an awkward moment I'll never forget.
Oh dear.....I did that once. But he deserved it. He got me drunk off my ass that night - which takes a helluva lot of gin by the way.
He was also the one who popped my cherry in his mother's Jacuzzi after he got me drunk in my mid-20's.
Not only was he a bad influence, he had nothing to speak of between his legs and couldn't keep it in me. Being fucked by him (drunk or otherwise) was like being tattooed around the asshole with a very dull needle.
I also had one very embarrassing incident, but it's too disgusting to be repeated here ... and frankly, I don't think the details are actually worth repeating ... Still, seen in hindsight, it makes me chuckle!
best embarrassing moment ever was when i had been chatting back and forth with this hot navy officer in town for some training thing and finally met up after a long day at work and solid lift at the gym, get to his hotel, pics didn't lie so we strip and start making out but he was SO into foreplay (it just never ended) and the bed was hella comfi that i fell asleep while he was eating my ass...
he woke me up and i was all like 'dude you done already?' and he kinda laughed but could tell he was a lil annoyed and he's like 'i haven't even started yet, you passed out' so i apologized and explained it was work and the gym and not him and blah blah fcking blah and started kissing him again to get things back up and running. he finally cut to the chase and started fucking my hole (me face down on the bed)...and i fell asleep again!!
well there wasn't any round three for me and he asked me to leave. i didn't try to apologize and just threw on my jeans and tshirt and left feeling really stupid because dude was hot.
best part ... he texts me the next day and is like 'wana try again?' and i'm like umm ok (damn my weakness for big uncut cock and a dude with an accent) so i go over and as soon as i walk in he's holding out a granda drip from Starbucks.
turns out when i could stay awake (Mmmm java!) he was pretty damn good in bed! ^_^
Most embarrassing was me relentlessly trying to bed this super hot twink that was absolutely beautiful..body & face..I finally got him to my place only to be so nervous and excited that I couldn't get an erection...Sad but true..Thank goodness I had a collection of sex toys handy
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If it makes you feel any better, I once thought a mole was a hard nipple. Mind you I had been drinking, and I was half awake at the time. But still. Best part is, I was no where near the nipple. My hand was too far down, so when I started pinching it, and rubbing it became an awkward moment I'll never forget.
Oh dear.....I did that once. But he deserved it. He got me drunk off my ass that night - which takes a helluva lot of gin by the way.
He was also the one who popped my cherry in his mother's Jacuzzi after he got me drunk in my mid-20's.
Not only was he a bad influence, he had nothing to speak of between his legs and couldn't keep it in me. Being fucked by him (drunk or otherwise) was like being tattooed around the asshole with a very dull needle.
I once had to clean my friends vomit out of my sink. There was no sex involved though. I wish there had been, he was a fucking hottie.
-Ronny
Lance is a hottie Ronny. Check the top photo in the related story. That's him. Can't wait to play with him again.
I also had one very embarrassing incident, but it's too disgusting to be repeated here ... and frankly, I don't think the details are actually worth repeating ... Still, seen in hindsight, it makes me chuckle!
best embarrassing moment ever was when i had been chatting back and forth with this hot navy officer in town for some training thing and finally met up after a long day at work and solid lift at the gym, get to his hotel, pics didn't lie so we strip and start making out but he was SO into foreplay (it just never ended) and the bed was hella comfi that i fell asleep while he was eating my ass...
he woke me up and i was all like 'dude you done already?' and he kinda laughed but could tell he was a lil annoyed and he's like 'i haven't even started yet, you passed out' so i apologized and explained it was work and the gym and not him and blah blah fcking blah and started kissing him again to get things back up and running. he finally cut to the chase and started fucking my hole (me face down on the bed)...and i fell asleep again!!
well there wasn't any round three for me and he asked me to leave. i didn't try to apologize and just threw on my jeans and tshirt and left feeling really stupid because dude was hot.
best part ... he texts me the next day and is like 'wana try again?' and i'm like umm ok (damn my weakness for big uncut cock and a dude with an accent) so i go over and as soon as i walk in he's holding out a granda drip from Starbucks.
turns out when i could stay awake (Mmmm java!) he was pretty damn good in bed! ^_^
tuffie
are you gonna finish the superbowl party?
Most embarrassing was me relentlessly trying to bed this super hot twink that was absolutely beautiful..body & face..I finally got him to my place only to be so nervous and excited that I couldn't get an erection...Sad but true..Thank goodness I had a collection of sex toys handy
My embarrassing moment is pretty tame actually. I've farted a couple times during sex...too much air being pumped in me I assume. *LOL*
WHEN ARE U GONNA POST PART 3 OF YOUR HOT ASS SUPERBOWL STORY?????? HAHA. I've been patiently waiting.
Part 3 is posted. Part 4 is cumming your way today!
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